"Darcy was always upbeat and laughing about something, but suddenly she got a depressed look on her adorable face and confessed to me in an impatient voice that she HATED the thought of never going back to her beloved Marlboros.
"It's fuckin' serious, like I used to smoke an entire pack when I partied
"You know what I realized? Everything exists for the pleasure of smoking.
"Why does anybody go sailing? Why meet up with boring friends in a club? Why read a novel or sit at the computer doing work? Why have an orgasm during sex?
"The real reason is to have a cigarette, THAT is the whole fuckin' point!" she said while holding her fingers straight like a pair of scissors.
Then she laughed out loud.